The guest book at the Waterford Estate winery in Stellenbosch, South Africa.
(Here’s a primer for those a bit confused)

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Cape Town Tourist Edition
On white sand beaches
Tourists hide wallets in shoes
Both stolen, dumbass
The only people
eating trad African food here
are all the tourists
Zebra print decor
Rooms named after animals
Only in hostels

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