…If you go in for a tire fitting at the only Kawasaki dealer in all of Namibia, and you specifically ask them NOT to use your fresh tube but rather patch the slow leak in the old one and ask them NOT to steal your metal valve covers, they WILL use your fresh tube and toss the old one, steal your valve covers, and put cheap plastic ones on…

…ADDENDUM: But they will help you diagnose what’s wrong with your bike when it’s running funny after staring at you like you’re an idiot for a minute or two…