Cape Town Tourist Edition

On white sand beaches
Tourists hide wallets in shoes
Both stolen, dumbass

The only people
eating trad African food here
are all the tourists

Zebra print decor
Rooms named after animals
Only in hostels

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  • 1 Hein Bence // May 18, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    True very true.

    Its important to be street smart in SA.

    Cheers

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